It's gonna take more than a gentle nudge
For me to get over my Calipari grudge..
It doesn't take a genius to do the math
To see how he took us down the Primrose Path.
He is a cheat because it was at his behest
That someone else took Rose's college entrance test.
The NCAA found out and those pompous guys
Hit us hard,right between the eyes.
They sure didn't think it was very funny
They took away 38 wins and a ton of money.
They they up and did one thing more;
They kicked us out of the Final 4.
But Kentucky hired him anyway,they don't care
They cheated a long time before he got there.
So Coach Cal and Kentucky I think can say
Are now the Bonnie and Clyde of the NCAA.
As for me,I'll be a new creation
When the Wildcats are finally put on probation.
For me to get over my Calipari grudge..
It doesn't take a genius to do the math
To see how he took us down the Primrose Path.
He is a cheat because it was at his behest
That someone else took Rose's college entrance test.
The NCAA found out and those pompous guys
Hit us hard,right between the eyes.
They sure didn't think it was very funny
They took away 38 wins and a ton of money.
They they up and did one thing more;
They kicked us out of the Final 4.
But Kentucky hired him anyway,they don't care
They cheated a long time before he got there.
So Coach Cal and Kentucky I think can say
Are now the Bonnie and Clyde of the NCAA.
As for me,I'll be a new creation
When the Wildcats are finally put on probation.
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All us Steelers fans secretly know
That the time has come for Ben Roethlisberger to go.
The guy is a wierdo,a real pervert;
And if he keeps it up bound to get somebody hurt.
He has two or three shooters-sees a couple of chicks
And -bingo - is up to the same old tricks.
The NFL is upset and there is little doubt
That they would like to kick him out.
But here I think they'll smile and then say-cheese;
Because multi million dollar QB's don't grow on trees.
They're sure to fine him and I should mention
There will probably be a three or four game suspension.
The Steelers will be tougher and it's a pretty safe bet
Will be looking for the best trade they can possibly get.
The Rooney's run a tight ship and they'll get a handle
Because the last thing they want is another sex scandal.
So it's good-bye Ben,we love you and that's a fact
We just hope and pray you clean up your act.
If you don't I think I can say without fail
You're gonna wind up sitting in jail.
As for the Steelers -I have been quietly told
Tim Tebow will look good in Black and Gold.
That the time has come for Ben Roethlisberger to go.
The guy is a wierdo,a real pervert;
And if he keeps it up bound to get somebody hurt.
He has two or three shooters-sees a couple of chicks
And -bingo - is up to the same old tricks.
The NFL is upset and there is little doubt
That they would like to kick him out.
But here I think they'll smile and then say-cheese;
Because multi million dollar QB's don't grow on trees.
They're sure to fine him and I should mention
There will probably be a three or four game suspension.
The Steelers will be tougher and it's a pretty safe bet
Will be looking for the best trade they can possibly get.
The Rooney's run a tight ship and they'll get a handle
Because the last thing they want is another sex scandal.
So it's good-bye Ben,we love you and that's a fact
We just hope and pray you clean up your act.
If you don't I think I can say without fail
You're gonna wind up sitting in jail.
As for the Steelers -I have been quietly told
Tim Tebow will look good in Black and Gold.
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